Forget Jim!

This is Jenna Fischer better known as Pam of the TV show "The Office." Pam is cute and sweet unless you are Dwight in which case you are the butt of many practical jokes but even then she questions herself. Pam is just all around solid. I feel weird writing about Jenna's character...but I think my crush is really with Pam...not Jenna. It wouldn't take much to win her over...a bag of French Onion Sunchips and mixed berry yogurt. OK! Confession time!!! Use the comments below to talk about a crush you had on someone you work with or use to work with.

Wonder Winnie.

Everyone remembers Winnie Cooper. Everyone. Everyone even had there own "Winnie" growing up. In middle school I was the mexican Fred Savage running around and I wanted my Winnie Cooper. I'm pretty sure Danica McKellar takes the cake for my longest running crush. FACT: Everytime I can remember talking about celebrity crushes with friends we always agree that she put a spell on us a long, long time ago. I've never met anyone who is not all about the Winnie. I'm not sure I'd want to meet anyone who wasn't. When you see her in The Wonder Years you're like, "awww damn i member." When you see her now you're like, "God dayum how did I forget!" She graduated from UCLA in Mathematics and has written two books to help teen gals with their math studies so that they don't break nails and stress out over that kinda stuff. She's lent her voice to cartoons and video games (I need to find out which ones), donates regularly to a handful of youth charities, wrote and directed a short film called Broken and even made a yoga DVD with her mom! Man can you imagine knocking out equations after dinner? I can. Morning yoga together? Yup. I'm down for all that. Lord help me if her favorite flick is Big Trouble In Little China.

Take me to your leader

As the letters unravel across the screen I wonder to myself how long it would take for this transmission to reach your planet Mariah. Reveal your secret world to us...the one filled with never ending rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns. The creatures that inhabit your planet all speak in ultra high pitched melodic notes but it sounds like fairies being born. OK, so I just went to google and started typing in "Is Mariah Carey..." because I wanted to find out if she is actually diagnosed as crazy. Here are some of the results that Google thought I was going to type along with the number of webpage results for each:

• Is Mariah Carey crazy: 5.48 million web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey married: 5.17 million web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey white or black: 522,000 web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey dead: 4 million web pages
  

Here's something else to think about...who is Mimi? Is that one of her split personalities? This girl is definitely cuckoo and looks pretty good for her age. Maybe they have the fountain of youth on her home planet?

I wanna be richer than Ricci

You may remember her as the completely fucked up morbid girl Wednesday Adams, or or Sean Penn's underage love interest in Buffalo 66, but i always see her as the ideal woman, she's smart, witty, great looking and most of all IMPERFECT! we have seen her in all the gossip zine's and websites, but ya know noone ever picks on her weight like they would with other stars, maybe b/c she isnt a monster star, or maybe it's b/c she made it evident from the get go, that she is a human and will be comfortable in her skin...kinda like Oprah but way hotter. i just wanted to voice to al of you that she has my eyes right now, back and forth they go, with each sway of her hips, ever so tender. and this is hilarious...\

Dont mess with the Emmanuelle

 

The other day I went to see the new Indiana Jones flick and afterwards I snuck into Zohan...the new Adam Sandler flick. Does anybody else think Zohan is a Borat ripoff? Sandler's love interest, a Palestinian hair stylist, is played by the striking actress, Emmanuelle Chriqui. If you are wondering how to pronounce her last name, its "shreeky." Emmanuelle is a real beauty...sexy as hell and stunning. Latina? Nope. Once again proving my theory on mixed race people being hotter...Emmanuelle is Jewish, French, and Morrocan. I like! Apparently she is has a role in the HBO series Entourage. Where do I sign up for HBO?

Yessssss Sirrrrrr!

I first saw Lauren London back in 2003 in Pharrell Williams Video for "Frontin" and i was like Whoa! This girl is straight beautiful. She's been in a ton a music videos, ads for Sean John, some movies and of course more music videos. I think it's safe to say that i actually have a shot with Lauren London, were both the same age, and were both the same height, and were both sagittarius, and we both write with our right hand and draw with our left, and we both like mexcian food, and we both have scars above our right eye, and we both like the color blue, and we both like playing mortal kombat 3, and we both like playing with scorpion, and we both prefer friendships over fatalaties, and we both like watching the three amigos, and and and and........

Here she is in pharrell's video for frontin'! She's the girl in the green.


and here too.

Hoodrat Thug Love

Hey mami! This post is for all the hoodrats out there. You are crushable too with your thong straps showing and your rowdy style tattoos. Your so hood that the only acccesory you need for your outfit is a bat. Oye, we can go to the fleamarket on Sundays, we can share a pickle*, some hot cheetos, and wash it down with Big Red*. We can walk in the mall with my hand on your neck in the ruca hold. We can grow old together and I wont mind your ears stretching down real low from years of wearing pinche big earrings. Hoodrats are down and got your back por vida. Thats love.

* Pickles must be accompanied by a chinese candy.

* - Big Red is a throwed red soda that is puro San Antonio...best from glass bottles.