READY TO UFF

Alright ya'll, if you haven't heard, I have a sick obsession with this girl. Her name is Anna-Catherine Hartley or as the world knows her UFFIE, and she has lived everywhere I have always wanted to (except Miami, i prefer HOT-LANTA). Her singles are hotter than you'll ever realize, and her crew is too! Sure her lyrics aren't amazing, but they get you in that mood, either for loving, dancing, drinking, or causing trouble, and when she delivers with her cute/sexy voice, you just can't help but fall for her. She talks shit in the best ways too, just listen to "Hot Chick" and you'll understand where I'm coming from. I just want to hangout with her for one day, get food, get booze, dance,make moves on eachother, maybe play some grab ass, slide into second base, and then be pen pals. But the hottest thing ever would be, me djaying a party and her dancing her pretty little behind off, I just DON'T know what i'd play because most of my sets consist of atleast 2 of her singles, and the rest is all her label mates! Speaking of labels, she is on ED BANGER , and I dont know if you know, but France has been pumping out some gold for the past couple of years, even though UFF is from the U.S. she made her music in France. Sorry America, i'll leave you and your flag in a heartbeat for smelly armpits and cigarette breath (I heard France smells like this) if it means hanging with UFFIE. THATS MY WORD!(www.myspace.com/uffie)

-daecos