La Isla Bonita

I don't know what it is about red heads but they just kind of freak me out a bit. I decided to research redheads on the most reliable resource in the world, wikipedia, and found out that neanderthals hair was red, red hair is the most rare hair color, and red heads are supposed to be very horny people. And what does "I'll beat you like a red headed step-child" really mean?
Although there is something odd about red heads that I just can't put my finger on, I made an exception for Isla Fisher. This girl seems like she could never ever ever ever get mad at you no matter what type of stupid thing you say or do and that is a mega plus for non romantically inclined guys like me.
Only one turnoff though...she's Borat's baby mama.
hmmm....???!@?

Is Zooey D right for me?

This woman is to me what Natalie Portman is to Rae Davis. Style, class, moves, charisma, a voice, i genuinely believe she can rival Audrey Tatou as the new Audrey Hepburn. My eyes were set when i saw hers, there was an undeniable burning inside me, heartburn maybe, heartbreak most likely. she can be so "real" in her acting parts, i could swear i know someone almost exactly like her, she is your normal everyday girl, and not. Oh and Rae, Nat can rap but can she do this!(please see video), she has a voice that's reminiscent of Judy Garland, she makes me want to hear horns and big drums, i want to hear the cymbals crashing while I'm crashing, and falling into her arms. If you havent seen any of her movies you are missing out on some quality comedy and drama. I just realized that when i said she had a voice that was "reminiscent of Judy Garland" I was think of 'The Wizard of Oz', well it just so happens that Zooey D. here is in the newer adaptation called 'Tin Man' on the Sci-Fi channel. Anyways, here is to her and all of her amazing qualities i probably didnt emphasize on what so ever!

-Daecos