Flip this.

The woman you see here is Kristen Kemp, host of TLC's TV show "Property Ladder", a show that makes any fool like myself believe money can be made soooo easily from flipping houses. Doesn't she kind of look like she could be Scarlett Johansson's hot mom? She looks like she wakes up in the morning looking exactly the way she does in that photo except she probably has a cup of coffee in her hand. And every single hair on her head knows the exact role it plays and stays that way all throughout the day. She, like my other crush Kat Von D, is also from Mexico and came to the U.S. at a young age and became an actress. Kirsten is a badass... she knows her real-estate and I want to flip houses with my crush.