Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hoodrat Thug Love

Hey mami! This post is for all the hoodrats out there. You are crushable too with your thong straps showing and your rowdy style tattoos. Your so hood that the only acccesory you need for your outfit is a bat. Oye, we can go to the fleamarket on Sundays, we can share a pickle*, some hot cheetos, and wash it down with Big Red*. We can walk in the mall with my hand on your neck in the ruca hold. We can grow old together and I wont mind your ears stretching down real low from years of wearing pinche big earrings. Hoodrats are down and got your back por vida. Thats love.

* Pickles must be accompanied by a chinese candy.
* - Big Red is a throwed red soda that is puro San Antonio...best from glass bottles.

2 comments:

yetanotherdj said...

pickles can also be eaten w/ lucas (a chile powder candy) or kool aid mix (cherry or grape)

joseph said...

aawww jeah!