Take me to your leader

As the letters unravel across the screen I wonder to myself how long it would take for this transmission to reach your planet Mariah. Reveal your secret world to us...the one filled with never ending rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns. The creatures that inhabit your planet all speak in ultra high pitched melodic notes but it sounds like fairies being born. OK, so I just went to google and started typing in "Is Mariah Carey..." because I wanted to find out if she is actually diagnosed as crazy. Here are some of the results that Google thought I was going to type along with the number of webpage results for each:

• Is Mariah Carey crazy: 5.48 million web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey married: 5.17 million web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey white or black: 522,000 web pages
  
• Is Mariah Carey dead: 4 million web pages
  

Here's something else to think about...who is Mimi? Is that one of her split personalities? This girl is definitely cuckoo and looks pretty good for her age. Maybe they have the fountain of youth on her home planet?