I Just Crush A Lot

Forget Jim!

2008-11-28T17:53:00.000-08:00

This is Jenna Fischer better known as Pam of the TV show "The Office." Pam is cute and sweet unless you are Dwight in which case you are the butt of many practical jokes but even then she questions herself. Pam is just all around solid. I feel weird writing about Jenna's character...but I think my crush is really with Pam...not Jenna. It wouldn't take much to win her over...a bag of French Onion Sunchips and mixed berry yogurt. OK! Confession time!!! Use the comments below to talk about a crush you had on someone you work with or use to work with.

Wonder Winnie.

2008-09-05T12:12:00.000-07:00

Everyone remembers Winnie Cooper. Everyone. Everyone even had there own "Winnie" growing up. In middle school I was the mexican Fred Savage running around and I wanted my Winnie Cooper. I'm pretty sure Danica McKellar takes the cake for my longest running crush. FACT: Everytime I can remember talking about celebrity crushes with friends we always agree that she put a spell on us a long, long time ago. I've never met anyone who is not all about the Winnie. I'm not sure I'd want to meet anyone who wasn't. When you see her in The Wonder Years you're like, "awww damn i member." When you see her now you're like, "God dayum how did I forget!" She graduated from UCLA in Mathematics and has written two books to help teen gals with their math studies so that they don't break nails and stress out over that kinda stuff. She's lent her voice to cartoons and video games (I need to find out which ones), donates regularly to a handful of youth charities, wrote and directed a short film called Broken and even made a yoga DVD with her mom! Man can you imagine knocking out equations after dinner? I can. Morning yoga together? Yup. I'm down for all that. Lord help me if her favorite flick is Big Trouble In Little China.

Take me to your leader

2008-08-31T13:53:00.001-07:00

As the letters unravel across the screen I wonder to myself how long it would take for this transmission to reach your planet Mariah. Reveal your secret world to us...the one filled with never ending rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns. The creatures that inhabit your planet all speak in ultra high pitched melodic notes but it sounds like fairies being born. OK, so I just went to google and started typing in "Is Mariah Carey..." because I wanted to find out if she is actually diagnosed as crazy. Here are some of the results that Google thought I was going to type along with the number of webpage results for each:

Is Mariah Carey crazy: 5.48 million web pages
Is Mariah Carey married: 5.17 million web pages
Is Mariah Carey white or black: 522,000 web pages
Is Mariah Carey dead: 4 million web pages

Here's something else to think about...who is Mimi? Is that one of her split personalities? This girl is definitely cuckoo and looks pretty good for her age. Maybe they have the fountain of youth on her home planet?

I wanna be richer than Ricci

2008-07-25T18:34:00.000-07:00

You may remember her as the completely fucked up morbid girl Wednesday Adams, or or Sean Penn's underage love interest in Buffalo 66, but i always see her as the ideal woman, she's smart, witty, great looking and most of all IMPERFECT! we have seen her in all the gossip zine's and websites, but ya know noone ever picks on her weight like they would with other stars, maybe b/c she isnt a monster star, or maybe it's b/c she made it evident from the get go, that she is a human and will be comfortable in her skin...kinda like Oprah but way hotter. i just wanted to voice to al of you that she has my eyes right now, back and forth they go, with each sway of her hips, ever so tender. and this is hilarious...\

Dont mess with the Emmanuelle

2008-06-12T23:44:00.000-07:00

The other day I went to see the new Indiana Jones flick and afterwards I snuck into Zohan...the new Adam Sandler flick. Does anybody else think Zohan is a Borat ripoff? Sandler's love interest, a Palestinian hair stylist, is played by the striking actress, Emmanuelle Chriqui. If you are wondering how to pronounce her last name, its "shreeky." Emmanuelle is a real beauty...sexy as hell and stunning. Latina? Nope. Once again proving my theory on mixed race people being hotter...Emmanuelle is Jewish, French, and Morrocan. I like! Apparently she is has a role in the HBO series Entourage. Where do I sign up for HBO?

Yessssss Sirrrrrr!

2008-03-26T09:16:00.000-07:00

I first saw Lauren London back in 2003 in Pharrell Williams Video for "Frontin" and i was like Whoa! This girl is straight beautiful. She's been in a ton a music videos, ads for Sean John, some movies and of course more music videos. I think it's safe to say that i actually have a shot with Lauren London, were both the same age, and were both the same height, and were both sagittarius, and we both write with our right hand and draw with our left, and we both like mexcian food, and we both have scars above our right eye, and we both like the color blue, and we both like playing mortal kombat 3, and we both like playing with scorpion, and we both prefer friendships over fatalaties, and we both like watching the three amigos, and and and and........

Here she is in pharrell's video for frontin'! She's the girl in the green.

and here too.

Hoodrat Thug Love

2008-01-16T18:35:00.001-08:00

Hey mami! This post is for all the hoodrats out there. You are crushable too with your thong straps showing and your rowdy style tattoos. Your so hood that the only acccesory you need for your outfit is a bat. Oye, we can go to the fleamarket on Sundays, we can share a pickle*, some hot cheetos, and wash it down with Big Red*. We can walk in the mall with my hand on your neck in the ruca hold. We can grow old together and I wont mind your ears stretching down real low from years of wearing pinche big earrings. Hoodrats are down and got your back por vida. Thats love.

* Pickles must be accompanied by a chinese candy.

* - Big Red is a throwed red soda that is puro San Antonio...best from glass bottles.

Flip this.

2008-01-02T10:14:00.000-08:00

The woman you see here is Kristen Kemp, host of TLC's TV show "Property Ladder", a show that makes any fool like myself believe money can be made soooo easily from flipping houses. Doesn't she kind of look like she could be Scarlett Johansson's hot mom? She looks like she wakes up in the morning looking exactly the way she does in that photo except she probably has a cup of coffee in her hand. And every single hair on her head knows the exact role it plays and stays that way all throughout the day. She, like my other crush Kat Von D, is also from Mexico and came to the U.S. at a young age and became an actress. Kirsten is a badass... she knows her real-estate and I want to flip houses with my crush.

La Isla Bonita

2007-12-21T14:13:00.001-08:00

I don't know what it is about red heads but they just kind of freak me out a bit. I decided to research redheads on the most reliable resource in the world, wikipedia, and found out that neanderthals hair was red, red hair is the most rare hair color, and red heads are supposed to be very horny people. And what does "I'll beat you like a red headed step-child" really mean?
Although there is something odd about red heads that I just can't put my finger on, I made an exception for Isla Fisher. This girl seems like she could never ever ever ever get mad at you no matter what type of stupid thing you say or do and that is a mega plus for non romantically inclined guys like me.
Only one turnoff though...she's Borat's baby mama.
hmmm....???!@?

Is Zooey D right for me?

2007-12-08T17:50:00.000-08:00

This woman is to me what Natalie Portman is to Rae Davis. Style, class, moves, charisma, a voice, i genuinely believe she can rival Audrey Tatou as the new Audrey Hepburn. My eyes were set when i saw hers, there was an undeniable burning inside me, heartburn maybe, heartbreak most likely. she can be so "real" in her acting parts, i could swear i know someone almost exactly like her, she is your normal everyday girl, and not. Oh and Rae, Nat can rap but can she do this!(please see video), she has a voice that's reminiscent of Judy Garland, she makes me want to hear horns and big drums, i want to hear the cymbals crashing while I'm crashing, and falling into her arms. If you havent seen any of her movies you are missing out on some quality comedy and drama. I just realized that when i said she had a voice that was "reminiscent of Judy Garland" I was think of 'The Wizard of Oz', well it just so happens that Zooey D. here is in the newer adaptation called 'Tin Man' on the Sci-Fi channel. Anyways, here is to her and all of her amazing qualities i probably didnt emphasize on what so ever!

-Daecos

Let's live in a forest

2007-11-26T20:06:00.001-08:00

This angel is Leticia Casta, probably most famous for being a Victoria Secret's model. She is my throwback crush. Leticia was born and raised in an "animal filled forest" in France. It just so happens that I want to live next to a forest...and I will someday. Our love of the forest could bring us closer together, maybe? She has an amazing body, so throwed in fact, that she was picked by all the perverted French mayors to be the representation of Marianne's effigy, the French Republic symbol. If she represents France then she probably is a mean french kisser too. It would be pretty sweet to have a sugar mama as well and Leticia has a 46 room mansion...she could help me pay for my rock and roll lifestyle. Since she enjoys dancing we could party all night in the French discos and wake up late and catch a matinee at the cinema. Ooh lala.

Oh, Maggie Q!

2007-11-19T18:42:00.000-08:00

If you saw the latest installment of the Die Hard saga this summer then you undoubtedly saw this woman...but do you know who she is? Let me introduce you to Maggie Q, a Polish/Irish/Vietnamese beauty raised in Hawaii. She modeled early in her career, then blew up as an actress in Hong Kong...now playing small roles in American movies here and there. I wish I had more to say about her but I really didn't find anything worth mentioning. Now I am asking myself, "Can a crush be based on looks only?"
hmm...
yup.

Speak it to the FCC!

2007-11-05T19:36:00.000-08:00

Prometheus Radio Project organizes for media justice by lobbying Congress, teaching radio workshops and supporting community groups in their pursuit of broadcast opportunities. Hannah Sassaman may or may not be sassing a man in this particular picture. She is testifying about taking back the airwaves in front of the Federal Communications Commission, not even trying to look like a sweetie working the desk at a fine arts library.

Speaking in front of the federal government at hearings, on national television with Bill Moyers or at yet another press conference, Hannah's presence mixes acute focus and subtle theatrics. She's near impossible to disagree with. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty, and she commands respect everywhere she goes. Could be 'cause she's fearless.

In 2004, Prometheus took the FCC to federal court, with help from public interest law firm Media Access Project. Hannah and a handful of other Philly-based media activists convinced the federal judges that the FCC's attempts to further deregulate American media were unjustified. More than half a million formal comments were filed in opposition to the FCC, a new record.

When Hannah is speaking, I'm listening. Damn, girl. You know you got it.

I Heart Illegal Immigrants

2007-09-27T16:46:00.000-07:00

Katherine Von Drachenberg, better known as Kat Von D, may not be the obvious choice for crushable girls but I think there are those people out there that will understand this choice. Ok, so she looks like she might smell bad and need a shower but she can be my crush anyway. She has her own brand of sexiness, she's an amazingly talented artist, and she seems pretty sweet and likeable...but on top of all that...you can go out with this girl and have a good time...she'd probably out drink you.

An Argentinian, born in Nuevo Leon, Mexico, Kat Von D emigrated to the States with her parents at the age of 4. This makes me wonder...is Kat an illegal alien?

Now think about this...if strict anti immigration legislation makes its way into law...Kat may be forced to return to Mexico and apply for a green card...she may even have to sneak back in but from what I read recently the U.S. is already starting on its plans to build an actual wall along the border and this could make things extra difficult for my crush.

On a serious tip for a bit...why the hell does everybody assume Mexicans are field, construction, and yard workers? Why do people think that Mexicans come in to America like Chupa Cabras ready to suck the blood of the welfare goat? Most of the people that I come across just want a better life with more opportunity and a chance to help their kids get a good education. The same education that so many American kids take for granted.

Let's just get rid of the border and make the United States a part of Mexico...then together we can all sneak into Canada and use their free health care. Viva latinas!

Intelligence!

2007-09-22T11:05:00.000-07:00

Now im not one to be all up on celebrity stars, I'm more of the "damn...the girl at the bar looks fly yo!" type a guy. But, this next crush never fails to amaze me everytime. That's right Natalie Portman! Born Natalie Hershlag, June 9th in Israel, to Jewish parents, is quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the world! And for several reasons I'd like to mention...

Reason #1. She has what you call, INTELLIGENCE! Something we all lack. Most people you talk to in the first few minutes of the conversation, you notice something is missing, that's intelligence yo! This Harvard grad who majored in psychology also graduated at the top 10% of her class at 24 while, shooting films, photo shoots, and God knows what else in between. As a student, Portman co-authored two research papers which were published in professional scientific journals. Her 1998 high school paper on the "Enzymatic Production of Hydrogen" was entered in the Intel Science Talent Search. In 2002, she contributed to a study on memory called "Frontal Lobe Activation During Object Permanence" during her psychology studies at Harvard. Intelligence is the biggest turn on for me yo!

Reason #2. She's a known enviormentalist and supporter for humane groups. She has organized many benefits and charities to raise awareness in things she's tyring to raise awareness about(Hell if I know what she's raising awareness for, I just know she does). She's a known vegetarian(even though I'm not), a known animal lover and a know FINCA International, an organization that promotes micro-lending to help finance women-owned businesses in third world countries.

Reason #3. She's beautiful! Just look at her yo, I mean anyone who looks that good on a bike is hella dope to me!

Reason #4. She's hillarious! I mean dude the SNL skit, c'mon, fucking genius!

So Intelligence, Compassion, Beauty, And Sense of Humor...I say that qualifies for more than just a crush yo!

peace son!

She belongs here more than you

2007-09-18T16:49:00.000-07:00

There is a woman, and she is more than a woman, she is art, she is beautiful, she is exciting, she makes my heart pump with joy, she makes me think of adventure, screen printing, and little notes written to people that I don't know. She makes me want to sit in a place with a big window, and look at the people outside and draw little caption bubbles above them with a dry erase marker, the things I think they should be saying to each other, or maybe them admitting their deepest secrets to each other. She writes with such imagination, but keeps reality heavily involved, she doesn't go too far over the edge, it's cute, it's poppy, it's breath taking at times, she is Miranda July. I'll be honest I haven't read her book yet, BUT I have a good reason, as soon as I bought it, my significant other snatched it up and has been glued to it ever since, she is slowly reading it and gives me insight on it so that keeps me excited. M.J. does a lot of performance art, and a lot of writing, contributions to the art community, she is a music listener, she is a dreamer, when I refer to her writing, I don't just mean books, the WORLD is her paper and she is a typewriter, this world and our minds are her canvas, you just have to let her paint you, don't worry you'll like it.

-daecos

READY TO UFF

2007-09-14T15:45:00.000-07:00

Alright ya'll, if you haven't heard, I have a sick obsession with this girl. Her name is Anna-Catherine Hartley or as the world knows her UFFIE, and she has lived everywhere I have always wanted to (except Miami, i prefer HOT-LANTA). Her singles are hotter than you'll ever realize, and her crew is too! Sure her lyrics aren't amazing, but they get you in that mood, either for loving, dancing, drinking, or causing trouble, and when she delivers with her cute/sexy voice, you just can't help but fall for her. She talks shit in the best ways too, just listen to "Hot Chick" and you'll understand where I'm coming from. I just want to hangout with her for one day, get food, get booze, dance,make moves on eachother, maybe play some grab ass, slide into second base, and then be pen pals. But the hottest thing ever would be, me djaying a party and her dancing her pretty little behind off, I just DON'T know what i'd play because most of my sets consist of atleast 2 of her singles, and the rest is all her label mates! Speaking of labels, she is on ED BANGER , and I dont know if you know, but France has been pumping out some gold for the past couple of years, even though UFF is from the U.S. she made her music in France. Sorry America, i'll leave you and your flag in a heartbeat for smelly armpits and cigarette breath (I heard France smells like this) if it means hanging with UFFIE. THATS MY WORD!(www.myspace.com/uffie)

-daecos

Betty White as Rose Nylund in the Golden Girls

2007-09-13T12:49:00.000-07:00

Nominated six times in the Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, Betty White as Rose Nylund on the Golden Girls is definitely my crushin' pick. (The end of age-ism?) The hottie from St. Olaf was naive, yet competitive. Remember that episode where she coached a little league football team? She volunteered her time more than her roomates. She also drove a bookmobile. Hands down, if more people had hearts like this the world would be a better place!

M.I.A.

2007-09-09T14:25:00.000-07:00

I have had a crush on this girl for a while so I decided to give her the honors on this one especially since her album just dropped somewhat recently. This girl has geeky 80's dance moves, she is hard to understand, and in a lot of photos doesn't look too attractive...but her music is pretty addictive and always gets people dancing plus...I'd like to give her a smootch. I mean...look at those giant lips. If you happen to know her...then tell her that I said we should make out just a little bit. So about her new album...I was really afraid to listen to it. Arular is pretty ill from beginning to end and I knew without a doubt that I was going to be dissapointed by her second album but I finally listened to it. I am sorry Maya but it isn't as good as your first. Ok...Boyz and Paper Planes are dope but I'm just not feeling the rest. I'm sorry...I hope this doesn't affect our future smootch. Let's get a fruit cup when you visit Texas for ACL....you could salt and pepper your mango and I could lucas and lime my pineapple.

The End of Racism?

2007-09-01T12:47:00.000-07:00

Shannyn Sossamon could very well be the answer to end racism...without a doubt though she is on my crush list. Now I don't know too much about Shannyn other than she has an interesting look to her so I decided to find out a little more about her and here's what I found: she was "discovered" by the director of Knight's Tale at a party where whe was djing (the idea of celebrity dj's annoys me and I will battle any celebrity dj to prove a point but I figured it's OK because she wasn't a celebrity yet therefore it IS cool that she was a dj) Now, more importantly than her being a dj, I found out she is of French, Hawaiian, Dutch, Irish, Filipino and German decent. She is proof that racially mixed people are more attractive. Therefore I have concluded that we must all hookup with people of different races and make little mixed babies...this will ensure a better looking society as well as bring an end to racism because race will no longer exist. Another interesting fact I discovered is that she has a son named Audio Science...what is that about? That is some crazy ish so I am beginning to think that to make it to my crush list you have to be a little crazy...I guess only time will tell.